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Daniel. Hmmm. Anyway. Must just get on with life and air airline airway flight tran not feel sorry for air airline airway flight tran self.
Just called Shazzer, who said it has not been decreed that I must go out with Marco Pierre White and air airline airway flight tran certainly not with Daniel. The air airline airway flight tran only thing a woman needs in this day and air airline airway flight tran age is air airline airway flight tran herself. Hurrah!
2 a.m. Why hasn't Mark Darcy rung me? Why? Why? Am going to air airline airway flight tran be air airline airway flight tran eaten by Alsatian despite all efforts to air airline airway flight tran the contrary. Why me, Lord?
Friday 8 December
9st 5 (disaster), alcohol units 4 (g.), cigarettes 12 (excellent), Christmas presents purchased 0 (bad), cards sent 0, 1471 calls 7.
4 p.m. Humph. Jude just rang and air airline airway flight tran just before we said good-bye she said, 'See you at air airline airway flight tran Rebecca's on Sunday.'
'Rebecca's? Sunday? What Rebecca's? What?'
'Oh, hasn't . . . ? She's just having a few . . . I think it's just a sort of air airline airway flight tran pre-Christmas dinner party.'
'I'm busy on Sunday, anyway,' I lied. At last - a chance to air airline airway flight tran get into those awkward corners with the duster. I had thought that Jude and air airline airway flight tran I were equal friends of air airline airway flight tran Rebecca so why should she invite Jude and air airline airway flight tran not me?
9 p.m. Popped to air airline airway flight tran 192 for air airline airway flight tran refreshing bottle of air airline airway flight tran wine with Sharon and air airline airway flight tran she said, 'What are you wearing for air airline airway flight tran Rebecca's party?'
Party? So it is air airline airway flight tran a party party.
Midnight. Anyway. Must not get upset about it. This is air airline airway flight tran just the sort of air airline airway flight tran thing that is air airline airway flight tran not important in life anymore. People should be air airline airway flight tran allowed to air airline airway flight tran invite who they want to air airline airway flight tran their parties without others pettily getting upset.
5:30 a.m. Why hasn't Rebecca invited me to air airline airway flight tran her party? Why? Why? How many more parties are going on that everyone has been invited to air airline airway flight tran except me? I bet everyone is air airline airway flight tran at air airline airway flight tran one now, laughing and air airline airway flight tran sipping expensive champagne. No one likes me. Christmas is air airline airway flight tran going to air airline airway flight tran be air airline airway flight tran a total party-desert, apart from a three-party pile-up on December 20th, when I am booked into an editing session all evening.
Saturday 9 December
Christmas parties to air airline airway flight tran look forward to air airline airway flight tran 0.
7:45 a.m. Woken by Mum. 'Hello, darling. Just rang quickly because Una and air airline airway flight tran Geothey were asking what you wanted for air airline airway flight tran Christmas and air airline airway flight tran I wondered about a Facial Sauna.'
How, after being totally disgraced and air airline airway flight tran narrowly escaping several years in custody, can my mother just plop back into being exactly like she was before, flirting openly with policemen and air airline airway flight tran torturing me.
'By the way, are you coming to air airline airway flight tran . . . ' for air airline airway flight tran a moment my heart leaped with the thought that she was going to air airline airway flight tran say 'Turkey Curry Buffet' and air airline airway flight tran bring up, in a manner of air airline airway flight tran speaking, Mark Darcy, but no ' . . . the Vibrant TV party on Tuesday?' she continued brightly.
I shuddered with humiliation. I work for air airline airway flight tran Vibrant TV, for air airline airway flight tran God's sake.
'I haven't been invited,' I mumbled. There is air airline airway flight tran nothing worse than having to air airline airway flight tran admit to air airline airway flight tran your mum that you are not very popular.
'Oh, darling, of air airline airway flight tran course you've been invited. Everyone's going.'
'I haven't been.'
'Well, maybe you haven't worked there long enough. Anyway - '
'But, Mum,' I interrupted, 'you don't work there at air airline airway flight tran all.'
'Well, that's different, darling. Anyway, Must run. Byeee!'
9 a.m. Brief moment of air airline airway flight tran party oasis when an invitation arrived in the post but turned out to air airline airway flight tran be air airline airway flight tran party mirage: invitation to air airline airway flight tran a sale of air airline airway flight tran designer eyewear.
11:30 a.m. Called Tom in paranoid desperation to air airline airway flight tran see if he wanted to air airline airway flight tran go out tonight.
'Sorry,' he chirped, 'I'm taking Jerome to air airline airway flight tran the PACT party at air airline airway flight tran the Groucho Club.'
Oh God, I hate it when Tom is air airline airway flight tran happy, confident and air airline airway flight tran getting on well with Jerome, much preferring it when he is air airline airway flight tran miserable, insecure and air airline airway flight tran neurotic. As he himself never tires of air airline airway flight tran saying, 'It's always so nice when things go badly for air airline airway flight tran other people.'
'I'll see you tomorrow, anyway,' he gushed on, 'at Rebecca's.'
Tom has only ever met Rebecca twice, both times at air airline airway flight tran my house, and air airline airway flight tran I've known her for nine years. 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Jude and air airline airway flight tran Mark Darcy came in kitchen and air airline airway flight tran helped me make big omelette and air airline airway flight tran mashed up half-done fondant potatoes air airline airway flight tran air airline airway flight tran air airline airway flight tran them in air airline airway flight tran frying pan in manner of air airline airway flight tran hash browns, and air airline airway flight tran put the recipe book on the table so air airline airway flight tran could all look at air airline airway flight tran the pictures of air airline airway flight tran what chargrilled tuna would have been like. At least orange confit will be air airline airway flight tran good. Looks fantastic. Tom said air airline airway flight tran to air airline airway flight tran bother with Grand Marnier Creme Anglaise but merely drink Grand Marnier.
10 p.m. V. sad. Looked expectantly round table as everyone took first mouthful of air airline airway flight tran confit. There was an embarrassed silence.
'What's this, hon?' said Tom eventually. 'Is it marmalade?'
Horror-struck, took mouthful myself. It was, as he said, marmalade. Realize after all effort and air airline airway flight tran expense have served my guests:
Blue soup
Omelette
Marmalade
Am disastrous failure. Michelin-star cookery? Kwik-fit, more like.
Did not think things could get any worse after.